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Nefertiti's RantGreetings and Salutations, subjects of Egypt. I, Nefertiti the Beautiful, (in fact, my name means “The Beautiful One has Arrived”) am renowned throughout the world for my astounding good looks. You may grovel if you wish. My cunning wits and my very existence have changed Egypt for the greater good.Nefertiti's Rant
I have several titles praising my beauty. And if you don’t know by now that I am Nefertiti- I will send you to be eaten by the crocodiles. Though no one knows where I was born, many ignorant fools think that I am a daughter of an army general who later became Pharaoh. Others think that I am a princess of distant China.
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Whatever It Takes“What?!” She screamed in delight, kohl-lined eyes turning to face me. “You actually got tickets?!”Whatever It Takes
I smiled, pleased with myself. “I suppose so. You like magic, yeah?”
“Yes!” She continued in that high voice, “This is so cool!”
“Cool enough for a second date?” I asked, a little too quickly.
The blank face returned, “No. I told you Charon. This is only because you have no chance of going out with anyone, and my brother feels sorry for you.”
I sighed as she referred to our non-existent relationship for the seven
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Suicide"To Be..., or Not To Be... That, is the question. Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune..." ~ShakespeareSuicide
Some seem to be going through life with little or no energy, and of poor spirit. Admittedly, society can heap huge dispair on our daily lives by forcing us to endure situations that can be intolerable at best. But is it ever a cause for self-pity, or the impetus for feeling sorry for ourselves? This is the question.
Everyone experiences severe emotional pain, or a horrific situation which may seem completely unbearable at some points in their lives. Some
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- Favourite movie: Mamma Mia! XD
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- Favourite poet or writer: Shakespeare, Anne Rice, Robert Jordan, Teryy Pratchet, Neil Gaiman.... yeah
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Don't think about jokes...just say it
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Expectations freaking stink
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Expectations freaking stink
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Don't think about jokes...just say it
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"She was one of those people who are born for the greatness of a single love, for exaggerated hatred, for apocalyptic vengeance, and for the most sublime forms of heroism..."
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Expectations freaking stink
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